Now look Grandad i’m going to show you how to eat chippies and dippy sauce …now are you watching Grandad !!!
First you choose the biggest chippy you can find ….small ones are ok but go for the biggest chippies first just in case someone has it away with your chippy stash!!!!
Once you have chosen your chippy ..you dunk the said chippy in the red stuff …i call this dippy sauce !!
Then and i hope your watching Grandad you open your gob (you call it pie hole grandad) and line the chippy up for scoffing !!
Oh you are watching Grandad !!! well your not having any
Then Grandad when you have had your chippy loaded with dippy sauce you line up your Coke ….mummy does’nt like me having Coke because it sends me wappy she says !! “rubbish” grandad says ….so he lets me have some …..”we just won,t tell her” Grandad says !! …..oh well as long as she does’nt read this
A GRANDAD PRODUCTION