IT’S SNOT FUNNY ..by Freya Robertson
When you are just a few months old and your Mummy and Daddy give you your first cough and cold ( was there any need by the way) the last thing you want is an over tentative mother coming at you armed with a tissue, now these fully armed tissues are damn right dangerous and in the right hands can remove snot from a despairing baby like me in seconds ..more on the tissue wielding mother problem later……now earlier today i was sat quite happy as you can see from the photograph below watching the Jeremy Kyle show.
But what happened next will send shock waves around the baby world for sure ….Mummy …yes Mummy the one us babies mistakenly think we can trust with our lives got me with the world-famous tissue in the puss maneuver ….well let me tell you it hurt!!!!! well as you can see from the picture below it must have hurt and as Daddy said last week “the camera never lies”
Every remnant of snot was removed with scant regard for my feelings on the matter …it’s snot funny
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